Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
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