I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
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after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
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Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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