At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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