My penis looks like a roll of pennies
Oh. Ok. I get the hint.
Like a roll of pennies where the paper got wet & then dried all wrinkly and weird...
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
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