pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
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