Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
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