In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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