At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
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Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
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It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
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