don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Fuck you for setting me up with the guy from the Nickelback cover band
Payback for not stopping me from fucking the guy in the wookie costume
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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