fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
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he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
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I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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