Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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