I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
I sobered up and saw I was with the fat one and you had left laughing with the hot one. You're a terrible wingman, but an excellent manipulator
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
I'm having to shit out rocks
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