can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
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It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
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I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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