Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
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Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
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I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
I just woke up to my family in the living room watching our security camera tape of me last night talking to a stop sign in our backyard... How the fuck did I get that in the yard?
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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