I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
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