Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
You may now shotgun with the bride
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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