Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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