Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
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