I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
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