so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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