I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
Of course I have a pirate flag
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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