I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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