I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
you scattered cereal all over the floor so you could "re-trace your steps and figure out what happened." 20 min later you yelled about the mess and let the dog in to clean it up. 5 min after that you screamed since the cereal was gone. you suspected me and locked me in the bathroom so i could "think about what i'd done"
and you bit everyone who tried to let me out. no more tequila for you. EVER.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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