You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
Turns out the bartender I fucked is the bar owner. WHY THE FUCK DO I PAY FOR HALF MY DRINKS? IS SEX NOT TIP ENOUGH?
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
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