you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
I wish there was a lawn mower version of Roomba so I could just drink and cheer it on from the stoop.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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