god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
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