Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
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you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
You're like the curious george of whores
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
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We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
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