Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
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she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
Found your dick twin last night
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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