Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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