I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
Walked in the bathroom at work and my boss was taking a shit with the stall wide open and responded "oh yeah, I forgot you never have been to prison "
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
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