I created a new tequila drink. it is a mix of excitement and fear instilled in innocent people.
just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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