So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
Randomize
