so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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