I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
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you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
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YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
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