You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
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Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
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He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
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