I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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