you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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