what if I'm pregnant?
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You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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