His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
so you know how i got laid the other night? well a condom just came out of me and i dont know whether to be grossed out or happy
i am grossed the fuck out
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
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he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
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I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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