I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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