I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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