gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
Randomize
