Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
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hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
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We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
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