nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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