Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
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I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
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I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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