Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
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I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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