but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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