im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
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