Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
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You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
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That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
Randomize