yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
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