is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
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You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
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I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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