Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
I woke up in my own vomit, a chunk of cactus in my thigh, shirtless, with jons mom poking at me with a glass of dr pepper and a talk about god....damn alcohol
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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