ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
Ugh. I'm going to die alone, sister. Half-eaten by one of my thirty-seven cats and clutching a martini shaker
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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