Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
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