They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
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Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
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I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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