sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
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