i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
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He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
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I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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